I barely like Thea, but was it too much to ask that she be the star of the episode where she gets stabbed and healed by the Lazarus pit?
Did we need the longest, most cringeworthy, least hot sexy scene ever? Did we need that?
Four episodes from the end last season, we had a Blood vs Laurel subplot backing up Slade going full Deathstroke. Four episodes from the end this season, we have Felicity bringing blankets for Oliver because he looked chilly. Oliver the guy who survived being tortured and stranded on an island for years. The heir to the demon was feeling a chill while cruising on a private jet.
Zero overarching plot. The entire world knows the green arrow never actually moonlights as Ras, so what are we doing here with this storyline? What is this arc aside from a catalyst for Felicity to decide which superhero billionaire she wants to awkwardly jump/rub up on?
And what in the name of fücking hell is going on with the black canary line? Did they just forget it? Did the oliciters actually get through with a petition to have zero other females in the series aside from Emily Mary Sue Beth? What happened to Dingle? Colton apparently got the message, "hey, this is a shipper show now" and decided "*beep* it". Manu is complaining about the decay of his own character. We see Waller once in 10 episode for 30 seconds in some highly irrelevant to anything flashbacks...
All writing, all characters, all sense of taste and humour - sacrificed at the alter of olicity.
Thea is fücking dying, and Oliver is getting tucked in with a blanket, Felicity is trying to decide on which billionaire boyfriend to keep/start fücking, and for some unfathomable insane inane retarded reason, somebody thought four episodes from the end was as good as any for some olicity lovin'
Like, what percentage of the episode was Felicity and what percentage is anything else. She's barking orders at Merlyn and Ra's and I'm supposed to take these people seriously?
So embarrassing to see what this show has become. To see how they sold out every principle they started with just to get some fangirl hype. In this day, 2015?
Daredevil. Powers. Flash. Now is not the time for a superhero show to go full retard. I mean, yeah, I know they already filmed it, but I feel almost a hundred percent sure these people have at least heard about the awesomeness of Daredevil. You can't just air shît like this all willy nilly anymore. There needs to be some kind of quality control, man. *beep* episodes should be released online or somewhere in a Sebastien thing. Olicity could have their adventures in a webisode or two!
People who read comics might be nerds and geeks, but they have these things they call "brain cells" and "brain cells" tend to get very irritated when it comes into contact with anything faecal.
And this episode was more shît than Olympus. More shît than the worst episode of Smallvile. It's like somebody challenged CW- "hey can you guys create a ship that gets so noxious and unbearable you make someone actually puke in their mouth repeatedly for 40th minutes?"
I'd rather wait ten years for a single day of Daredevil than have to ever suffer through something like that ever again.
Worst episode in the worst season. Undeniably. Indubitably. I don't even want to imagine that there are people on this planet with eyes and ears who could think otherwise.
Felicity Smoak gives Ra's Al Ghul a piece of her mind!!! And Merlin! Also drugs Oliver in a weird inversion of a date rape scenario! WHO THE FÜCK WROTE THIS? WHY THE FÜCK WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT?