[Humor] Quotes

El Hombre Gris · 12-09-08, 06:34 PM

En algún momento paso por acá algún thread con quotes graciosos sobre programación... creo... no lo encontré. Así que empiezo uno.

Acá van unos recientes de QDB:

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<Sam> Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell them exactly what you want or you'll end up with a cupboard full of pop tarts and pancake mix.

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craig: If Not Me Is Nothing Then Visible = True
craig: my code is getting existential
chagster: thats awful
craig: i hope it's not having a GenericIdentity crisis =\

brott · 12-09-08, 06:38 PM

jajaj me estoy meando de la risa, están terribles algunos

El Hombre Gris · 12-09-08, 06:45 PM

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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

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(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
(@Wabz) Whats up?
(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on
(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
(Feeks) Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
(@Wabz) Fair enough then
(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
(Feeks) Yeah man
(Feeks) ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
(Feeks) Then Plug it in?
(@Wabz) Yeah
(KLine) hehe

@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
(Feeks) You fucking bastard you blew it up
(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up
(@Wabz) You blew it up
(Feeks) Fucker!!
(@Wabz) !kb Feeks
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Comment: Why n00bs should be nice to IRC vetrans

brott · 12-09-08, 07:18 PM

Esto me suena familiar

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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

rvo · 08:07 PM

Jajaja, estan buenisimos, habia otra pagina en donde posteaban quotes del irc muy buenos, bash.org creo que era.

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<Vesper> msg NickServ IDENTIFY batcock
<StarShade> ...
<StarShade> I am going to assume that was intentional.
<StarShade> ANd that your password isn't really batcock.

r a f a e L ¤ · 12-09-08, 08:51 PM

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Mensaje original enviado por D-coN

Jajaja, estan buenisimos, habia otra pagina en donde posteaban quotes del irc muy buenos, bash.org creo que era.

Exacto. Uno de mis favoritos de bash:

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<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad

Valentin. · 12-09-08, 11:21 PM

IRC, fuente eterna de quotes.

El Hombre Gris · 20-09-08, 05:29 PM

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Mark: nah, that's mostly good to go but FUCK PHP's GC is embarassing
Sean:

Mark: like, you have to unset() array items when you're done with them or it'll just hold on forever
Sean: ok, so it is like REAL WORLD garbage collection, where they will take the small trash, but leave your couch for a few weeks?

Nagel · 20-09-08, 06:30 PM

Ok , no es codigo pero es demasiado bueno

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<Stueh> Well I think the turning point in our relationship was when I said something weird (as a joke) and kinda freaked her out
<DamnedPixie> and that was?
<Stueh> Well we were having sex
<Stueh> And I wanted to say something for a laugh
<Stueh> So I was like "I wish I were you right now."

Xuan · 09:37 PM

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<k2xl> in 1998, i made a C++ program to calculate pi to a billion digits.
<k2xl> i coded it on my laptop (pentium 2 i think) and then ran the program.
<k2xl> the next day i got a new laptop but decided to keep the program running.
<k2xl> it's been over seven years now since i ran it. and this morning it finished calculating.
<k2xl> the output:
<k2xl> "THE VALUE OF PI TO THE BILLIONTH DIGIT IS = "
<k2xl> mindblowing eh?
<k2xl> i looked in the code of my program, and i found out that i forgot to output the value

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Comment: true story, i fixed the code and am running it again

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<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock.
<evilAdmin> Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case.
<evilAdmin> We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process.
<evilAdmin> so I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead... And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely.
<evilAdmin> So he sayz "How much is that tester worth?", I say "6K". He says "Great!".
<evilAdmin> he picks up his office phone, hits the global annoucement button, and says "Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I'll host". He hangs up and says "Happy?", I say "that works".
<evilAdmin> The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire

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<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

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