son armas muy pro
son armas muy pro
Muy buena pelicula, de lño mejorcito en lo q va del año
"On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light,
In flames of death's eternal reign, we ride towards the fight."
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Me hizo acordar al half life en parte jaja.. Está muy buena.
es muy comico leer en el foro de IMDB como hubiera sido esta peli si la hubiesen hecho los yankees, me cague de risa
ON: la peli es una masa
hubiera sido independence day 2 seguro...
Yankees de mierda...
♫ When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll ♫
no se si puede poner link a otro foro, sorry si no se puede pero aca esta el thread (no me baneen please si no se puede)
un par de highlights:
-Cast Christian Bale as Wikus..
-more fart jokes.
-There would have been a couple of "comic-relief" aliens who would have worn gold chains and talked in ebonics.
-Megan Fox would have been cast as the wife. In the name of "character development" she would have had a love scene early on. You know, to establish that they are a happy couple.
Jar Jar Binks would play the part of Christopher!
jajajajaja que hdps! esta bueno.....
Estas son todas las situaciones cliches tipicas de una pelicula bien de hollywood (Tambien sacado de IMDb).
The movie will cost $200 million dollars. Half of that money goes to the stars.
-The ship(s) would have landed in Washington D.C, New York, Los Angeles, and or San Francisco. District 9 may be set in Appalachia, or a Native American reservation.
-Upon the first contact situation. We see shots of every major city around the world and talking heads citing the significance of the event. We get intense music playing as the camera pans to a stern President of the United States standing upright hands folded behind his back looking out of the Oval Office window. An nebbish assistant gives him the news he should have already know.
-Marlon Wayans or Kenan Thompson would be underneath the spaceship making some snappy comment for comic relief. Later on they will appear again to hammer in the anti-racist message to audience members thick enough to miss it. Something like "You're an alien from another planet, I'm black so we both have things going against us."
-The non-humans would still be CGI. But they would basically look like a mutated Olga Kurylenko in a silver bikini because we still need to sympathize with them.
-There would be a love scene between Wikus (Now renamed Will) and his wife for no reason at all. His ordinary wife will be played by a twenty year old supermodel.
-When Will visits the burger joint, it will be a Burger King and he will talk about how he loves the Whopper. At the time of release Burger King will sell Kids Meals of District 9.
-Will's father in law will now be the President of MNU. He will deliver a long monologue face to face with Will while they both stand about sacrifices and what he had to sacrifice to get where he is. He will be seen at many times at the head of a long table in a dark sinister room. He will having a drinking problem and yell a lot.
-Koobus Venter will be called Kenneth Vernor. He will demonstrate stylish acrobatics and marital arts. He will also barely talk.
-Obesandjo will now be an alien terrorist instead of a human gangster.
-The humans will vaporize neatly and orderly into particles of light instead of explode violently into bloody chunks. This is done in order to maintain a PG-13 rating.
-The first vaporization will be done in slow motion and shot in multiple angles.
-There will be an extended scene of Will ingeniously using his unexplained MacGyver like wit to break into District 9.
-There will be an extended scene of him and Christopher (Now given a more alien or ethnic sounding name like Chitjelwor because an executive thought it was too weird for an alien to be named Chris) infiltrating an MNU barracks and driving off with a stolen vehicle.
- The break in at MNU will take ten extra minutes and be filmed with extensive bullet time. Kenneth will throw Will around with his martial arts, but Chitjelwor comes in the nick of time to save him with a non-lethal shot.
-They then escape MNU in a long extended car chase that involves Tanks, helicopters, helicopters, (MNU uses nonexistent tech). Most of the cars seen are models for the next year. There will be closeups of the logos. Explosions happen all around downtown and Marlon Wayans and Kenan Thompson appear once again to make a snappy comment.
-After being absent during the entire movie Will's wife reappears to break into MNU to discover the truth. She uses her feminine charms and the role of daddy's girl to talk herself into restricted. She will hack the computers by typing into a blue screen. The computer talks and makes beeping noises. A security guard catches her in the act and she takes him down with a knee to the groin.
-Hundreds of aliens will participate in the end fight with dozens of mechs, hovercraft and energy weapons. But MNU has Tanks, mechs, and jets assisting them too.
-After defeating Will in hand to hand combat again, Kenneth delivers a long monologue to Will about how clever he is, how Will has no chance and excactly why he hates aliens. But Chitjelwor comes just in time and vaporizes him and the entire MNU security force with the mothership, despite not having killed anyone once in the entire movie. Chitjelwor makes a snappy comment like "You may know Kung Fu, but I know Gun Fu."
-Will questions Chitjelwor why he saved him despite his betrayal. Chris replies that it was the right thing to do, and that they are the same.
-Will gets restored as a human.
-All the aliens leave the earth. Will hugs Chitjelwor and waves good bye.
-Will's wife is the one who leaks the secured files to the press. The police attempt to arrest her father but he commits suicide right as they kick down the door.
Última edición por sebas_1987 : 02-10-09 el 07:43 PM
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