No Te La Creo Ni En Pedo La Tercera, Como No Van A Saber Que Era Un Paladin?
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Yo la voy a bajar de acá.
Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
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>2nd ed D&D, in City of Brass, trying to get a godslayer-tier sword forged
>fight is picked with an efreeti lord, who decides our selfish pursuit is worth punishing
>party engages him, I (2nd ed ninja) use boots + cloak of elvenkind and a ring of fly to stick to the ceiling, unnoticed, and slide over top of him
>Drop behind, sneak attack with long spear: 384 points of damage (a fuckton in 2nd ed)
>Carve "384" into his chest, continue
semi-unrelated to topic, but same encounter, and equally awesome:
>pixie party member uses polymorph self, illusion, and disguise to appear exactly as efreeti lord
>finds his harem
>bluffs concubines into believing he's their master, that they're going on a trip, and that the magics require them to be in bottles for the transit part
>seven efreeti willingly bottle themselves
>party now has 21 wishes
>Paladin of Hextor attacks our NPC village, takes our families and friends slave, so we become PCs
>Spend literally entire campaign tracking this douchebag down
>Reunite with Orc side of my half-Orcs family, put tearful bro-union off POR LA VENGANZA
>find Dick-Paladin using our village as slave labour to build holy symbol to LE god
>Half-Orc gets bulked up to Large size, Bulls Strength etc. And then Rages the fuck out
>Picks up Paladin like a ragdoll, slams him to his holy fucking symbol and crucify him the fuck to it with swords.
>free our family, set fire to holy symbol and crucifed paladin and anything else tries to fuck with us going back to our quiet, happy NPC lives
>ROW ROW FIGHT THE HEXTOR>running 3.5 mashup campaign. any book goes.
>player rolls some kind of winged elf from faerun.
>it is a sorcerer. sounds pretty special snowflake. make fun of female player.
>pit low level players against vulture demon.
>sorcerer out of spells. switches to sword. has high dex, weapon finesse. Decent sword skills.
>attacks with sword. does okay damage. vrock about to die. player remembers she gets a bite attack from her race.
>I check, it's true.
>Ok, fine, whatever, roll it.
>We're using critical hits card deck.
>she draws the DISEMBOWEL CARD.
>mfw a Cha 22 Winged Elf Spellcaster bites the guts out of a vulture demon, killing it.
And now she's a barbarian/sorcerer.>Evil Campaign
>I roll a Kobold Cleric
>We get in a fight with the priesthood of a good aligned diety
>The Blackguard manages to land a hit on the high priest and they all respond by healing him right up to full, and a little bit over.
>The Barbarian and Rogue are both down after getting their shit slapped by the Paladins
>The priests are throwing around Mass Cure Moderate Wounds like they are fucking candy
>Me: I cast Mass Heal
>DM: Ok so [Rogue] and [Barbarian] stand up as they feel strength return to their-
>Me: No, I want to cast it on the priests
>The DM looks at the current health of High Priests and his four helpers, then at my caster level on my sheet
>mfw I make five guys explode in fountains of positive energy while also bringing the Blackguard back from the brink of death and he proceeds to kick the shit out of the now unsupported Paladins.>World of Darkness Promethean/Werewolf crossover
>PCs fighting giant Silent pandoran that looks like the Horseman of Death (I was going with a 'monsters of legend' theme for that campaign)
>Electrification Promethean hooks self up to main power grid for the city of New Orleans.
>Promethean uses dick as lightning rod, screaming "MINE IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS"
>Explodes Big Bad, knocks out power for entire city of new orleans, saves world.
>With his dick.